I fucking hate the people that live above us and below us. The ones above us are these two ‘holier-than-thou’ hipster girls who listen to Girl Talk and Beach House all fucking day. And they’re ugly as shit too. They wear those ‘hip’ big grandma glasses that make anyone who wears them look like they have Down Syndrome.

And our downstairs neighbors. Biggest fucking hypocrites. If we make the tiniest bit of noise, they stomp up the stairs, OPEN OUR FUCKING DOOR WITHOUT KNOCKING, and tell us to be quiet. All the while, they’re playing their shitty fucking techno until 4am at least 3 times a week. And then when I stomp on the ground to get them to shut the fuck up, they come upstairs and bitch about it. The next time they come up, I’m punching one of them in the fucking face.

DONE.