According to the Apple Store “Genius”

my wifi problems are caused by me using Chrome. Um, no.

I was also told that I would have to pay for my repairs if there really is a problem with my Airport card and to fix my iSight and replace my display, regardless of me having Applecare because of a small dent that’s been on my Macbook Pro since a week after I got it. A dent that’s been there both of the other times my MBP has been sent off for repairs, and was never a problem.

Apple, sometimes I really fucking hate you.