Dominic. Former: Richmond, VA. Current: Brooklyn, NY. I run the Theme Garden and design at Tumblr. Life is pretty awesome.

Cockmonger.

What I’m going to refer to people I dislike from now on.

cock: noun

5.) usually vulgar: PENIS

monger: noun

2.) Chiefly British. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (usually used in combination): fishmonger.