Dominic. Former: Richmond, VA. Current: Brooklyn, NY. I run the Theme Garden and design at Tumblr. Life is pretty awesome.

I gauge how drunk my roommates were the previous night by what channel the TV is on when I turn it on.

  1. Netflix: Obviously not drunk enough to fuck up using the Roku
  2. Discovery/Nat Geo: A little bit of a buzz, probably watching Ancient Aliens
  3. MSNBC: They were definitely hoping To Catch A Predator was on
  4. Travel Channel: Pretty drunk
  5. Comedy Central: Really drunk
  6. Cartoon Network: Fucking wasted
  7. QVC: Uh. What.