I gauge how drunk my roommates were the previous night by what channel the TV is on when I turn it on.
- Netflix: Obviously not drunk enough to fuck up using the Roku
- Discovery/Nat Geo: A little bit of a buzz, probably watching Ancient Aliens
- MSNBC: They were definitely hoping To Catch A Predator was on
- Travel Channel: Pretty drunk
- Comedy Central: Really drunk
- Cartoon Network: Fucking wasted
- QVC: Uh. What.